Monday, December 21, 2009

Apology Accepted...

Dearest self:

This is your body speakin'. I've been thinkin', and I'm ready to accept your apology.

I realize that what you are doing to me with this whole (*raises fingers in "air quote" symbol*) "KettleWorx" deal is for my
own good.

But sista'...I've gotta level with you...


Ain't neva' gonna happen.

HA!! Talk about wishful thinking!

And, don't even think about asking Santa to bring you a "Giselle-like" body. He'd laugh so hard he might pee his pants. And pee'd on pants + below freezing temps = a miserable night for the big guy.

Please, give him a break, and just don't ask.


Alrighty then!

Love ya! Muah!

Respectfully yours,
Your Bod


  1. Our bodies can be just plain mean can't they! Talk about shooting down hopes and dreams!

    Hope your body recovers!

  2. Hey, we can always dream can't we? I find myself wishing the same things, and my body just isn't cooperating. Oh well...none of these women have probably ever had children either. And I prefer to eat food rather than just drink protein shakes. :)

  3. I have to keep telling myself that the airbrushed look is SO 1990...and that it won't ever happen to me!


  4. You're hilarious! I think you look phenomenal :)

  5. Love your post,

    I would love Catherine Zeta Jones' body, but that means I would have to get a personal trainer and eat rice cakes all day.... that would never happen.


  6. So, I'm a bit behind on my blog reading, but I was so excited to see the post below! That's so cool that you got to meet Mckmama! Do you live close to her? I wanted to go on the Mckcruise in January, but then I got pregnant and things just didn't work out (not that I'm complaining!) I wish I lived close enough to attend one of her gatherings! So happy you shared the pictures!

  7. I'm going to start working towards that Giselle body 01-01-10! P90x in full throttle! But I think giselle is still a little to far from reality - but hey I can dream right? Haha

    Ps. Great post! It had me laughing out loud!

  8. Haha- if it makes you feel any better, she is officially one of US right now- I'd love to see what Gisele looks like post-partum (actually, I wouldn' would probably be way better than how I look anyways;).

  9. O dear Lord, I think I just peed my pants laughing at this post! Hilarious!

    I think I have resigned myself to know that my body will never look like that - again....

    Le sigh!

  10. Naah! let your body read "the secret" ;-)

  11. Love this.
    My body would agree *gg*


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