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An Apology

Dear body:

I am sorry. I am so very sorry that I kicked your jiggly, floppy butt into gear yesterday.

I know that you can not walk down the stairs, sit on the toilet, or tie your shoes. And heaven forbid, do NOT get down in a crouch...'cuz I know you'll be stuck like that, forever. I'm sorry that you can't cross your
legs and that shopping was so utterly painful that you wanted to cry like a baby.

I'm sorry.

But, really, it's for your own good. I know you can't understand that now, with your "jiggly" all sore and stuff, but you'll thank me for this later.

When you aren't so jiggly.


And sore.

I promise...you will thank me for this later.

You will.

Someday, when you look like this:

Um...okay...you can stop laughing now...

All my love,

Comments

  1. it's not looking good for me..Eeeck!

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  2. You are hilarious! Although I could write the same letter to my body! :)

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  3. Oh, you crack me up! Thanks, I needed the laugh today!

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  4. Thanks so much for that! I feel your pain!!!! Wish my body was to look like that too when this is all over. :) Keep it up though, I promise in 3 days the pain will be gone and the workout will get easier!

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  5. Seriously---you are so funny! You said you did the kettle worx. What exactly is that? Did you have to order it or is it on t.v.?

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  6. You know it's bad when it hurts to sit on the toilet. Spoken from experience!!!!!

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  7. oh honey...when you find a workout that will make us look like THAT please, please PLEASE share with us :) hope you feel better!

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  8. The only workout that would make me look like that is "working out" the finances for some serious plastic surgery.

    Thanks for the laughs!

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  9. Hey, you forgot to get my copyright permission to use my photo! Just teasing, thanks for the laugh, I needed it today.

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  10. It's not January yet!! Don't we get to wait until then to get our behinds in shape?!?! You're setting the bar way too high, but congrats on the effort ;-)

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  11. Isn't Giselle (aka Mrs. Tom Brady) knocked up and huge right now? That should make you feel better!

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  12. Bad, bad friend. Just catching up on blogs that I haven't read in what? a week? Blogger the frog has had be a bit pre-occupied!

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  13. LOL .. you crack me up! :) My body is feeling it, too. Sitting is something that is no longer enjoyable!!

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  14. This is awesome! So funny!

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  15. I hate the post workout pain! It is worth it in the end, but man my body hates me!

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  16. I really liked that post and linked back to it in my TTMMD on Monday post :-)

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