Last night, I was minding my own business...casually surfing the web, possibly, maybe, perhaps, but I'll never tell for sure, looking for a giant tub of Nutella . (Courtesy Google Images) As visions of Nutella (with sparkly pink heart bubbles floating around it) danced in my head, I stumbled upon a site . (Say that..."a site"...with the most disgust and disdain you can possibly muster.) A site that suggested that Nutella was not pronounced "NUH-tella" but, actually, "NEW-tella". WHAT?!?!?!?!?!??!?! What does this all mean? What is this world coming to? I cried. And prayed. Then cried some more...and took it to Twitter . I had to know...was I the only one living in the dark? Dear Nutella Dudes: I realize you're from Italy, or Germany, or, you know, one of those countries over there...but c'mon! I just spend the best part of my adult life calling your product "NUH-tella"...and think about it! It only makes sense!! It is made with "