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A Note to FedEx.

Dear Mr. FedEx Delivery Dude:

I've been standing by my door, picking my toenails, awaiting your arrival.

That package you have for me in your truck? Yeah, I want it. Bad. Like 5 days ago.

It appears as tho my beloved parcel was in Brooklyn Park two days ago. TWO DAYS!! Last I checked, it didn't take me two days to get to Brooklyn Park. At the most, maybe two hours.


All my best,

PS-If you get here before I leave, I can call off the dog. Just sayin'.

PPS-Drive safe! Muah!


  1. Waiting on packages is horrible, I hate it! Especially when they're late.

  2. Haha! My parents live in BP - I'll swing by and hand deliver it! ;)

  3. it is UPS I have to wait on here... Fedex comes early, like 8am and UPS makes me wait all day. Hope you get your package soon

  4. You should have sent me a message, it's 2 blocks from work. ;) Hope it comes today!

  5. Maybe he has the package we've been waiting for too! Perhaps today will be our luck days?

  6. Waiting for packages is like waiting for Christmas morning when you were a kid!

  7. Your package and my package are together somewhere!!

  8. Has your package finally arrived? Just want tomake sure my three sons made it there safe and sound. ;o)


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