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Terrible, Horrible, No Good...

I feel like Alexander today...

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First, I slept for 12 hours..


And woke NOT refreshed.


Then, I realized I've gotta cold.


I have to get ready for a baby shower that I need to leave for in 5 minutes,


I couldn't find my deodorant...


Turns out I was just using my man eyes, and it was right in front of me.


Then, I couldn't find my compact mirror...


Only to find it was (say it with me) right in front of me.


My hair looks like poop.


My regrowth is so bad I look like a "reverse" skunk.


My eyes are puffy,


I've got that horrible dead of winter pastey glow to my skin.


I need a nap.


And some chocolate (but, it's Lent, and I gave up candy).


Guess I'll go hug my kids instead.



Comments

  1. LOL... "man eyes"... love it! Hope your day goes better!

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  2. I agree! LOL'd at "man eyes." It's soooooo true! Hang in there!

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  3. My kids must all have man eyes - even the girl! LOL

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  4. I think that would be safe to say "man and kid eyes"! Looks like we've both got a cold at the moment. Hope you have a quick recovery and you get your woman eyes back soon!

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  5. My hubby and son both have the man eyes. ;) Hope your day improves!

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  6. Lol! Man eyes is a PERFECT description! Hope you day gets better... maybe a sporadic trip to Starbucks could help??

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  7. I LOVE that book! I have days like that all the time. Did you feel like moving to Australia today? Ha! Hope your day gets better!

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  8. Okay love the "man eyes". I guess you could also use "man hearing"! Hope your day gets better & you feel better too!

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  9. Love the "man's eyes!" You clever girl!! But what on earth is "regrowth?!"

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  10. That was my favorite book growing up!

    Sorry your day is not going well! I hope it gets way better soon!

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  11. Get well soon! And have fun at the baby shower :-)

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  12. sounds a lot like my morning... hope the day got better for you!!

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  13. That is a great book, but not a great way to start your day! I feel the same way, if that makes you feel any better!

    I hope your day shapes up!

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  14. If it makes you feel better I gave up candy for Lent - and yesterday while I was at Michael's checking out I bought a truffel! I totally forgot!

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  15. Man Eyes, haha. I'm sure you looked great! I gave up chocolate too, I was doing really good until the girl scout cookies came. :(

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  16. That is funny "Man Eyes" I was looking for my keys the other day and had them hanging from my finger.

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