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Humorous Hump Day!

How 'bout it, shall we have a go of this again? I enjoyed my corny jokes last week, so let's have a few more mid-week laughs!

My children all start out their verbal days having difficulty with the 'r' sound...we tend to sub the 'w' sound for it. The Lovely Miss E. love, love, loved, the show "Max and Ruby" as a wee tot (but of course, it was "Woo-by" in her words!). So, one day I was singing the song, "Max and 'Woo-by', 'Woo-by' and Max...", when she looked at me and said, "Mom, it's not 'Woo-by', it's 'Woo-by'!" I thought it was soooo adorable that she could hear me pronounce it wrong and was trying to correct me! Ah, gotta love 'em!

How 'bout another blonde joke (I'm blonde and I love 'em!)?

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

Or, how 'bout this one?

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and One blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

Ahhh, I love blonde jokes! Happy Hump Day, have a great one!

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  1. LOL i love blonde jokes to! ;) Love the wooooby story!

    Happy Hump Day!

    Dawn

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  2. The cop story got me to laugh. Thanks.

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