To the evil teenage girl inside me...
Dear Evil Teenage Girl Inside Me:
I'm not sure who invited you and your horrible skin issues, but I'm not appreciating it AT ALL. Especially now that my bladder has decided to age.
I suppose I could try to see the humor in the fact that I have the skin of a 14 year old and the bladder of an 80 year old...but I don't.
No humor seen in that WHAT. SO. EVER.
It would be best for both of us, if you would just pack your bags and hightail it back to the 90's and leave me with the un-pimply skin a 30 something mother of 5 deserves. And please, take the zits with you.
They clash with my crow's feet and laugh lines.
All my best (now get lost),