Chaos.

My home is a mess of boom trucks:

Curious kids:

Wigged out dogs:

An escapee mouse: (PS...hairy stuff is not from mouse, it is from the bottom of the couch. Don't ask.)

And a boogery, sneezy, cranky, sweaty, tired mama:

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I did not want to be responsible

for the peeing in of pants

and/or

the possibility of

computer monitor breakage.

You're welcome.

Please send help. And a bottle of wine Zyrtec.