I need help.
I need a transfusion of braincells. Anyone willing to donate?
I've always said that a woman loses 25% of her braincells with the conception, gestating, and birth of each child. So...let's do a little math equation...
Me + 5 children - 25% of braincells x 5 = erm...ahh...well, I can't figger it out. I've got nuthin' left up there!
I downloaded the "fully functioning" trial version of Photoshop last night. I eagerly anticipated it's installation and watched that little blue bar get bigger and bigger and the time tick down.
Then, I opened it.
And, already I was stumped. I couldn't figure out how to open a photo!!
Oh, fer Pete's sake!! (Um..."place"???? How 'bout "add" or "open" or "click here to upload a photo"??? No...it's "place". Dumb.)
I tried three times. I failed miserably twice...and came up with this on the third:
(can someone tell me why this photo look so wonky? It doesn't look "rough" like this in Photoshop...) And, the before:
Oooooh, big difference huh? Wow. I feel tho thmart.
I need to go back to Picnik for a little self-esteem boost. And, I need some chocolate. And, maybe a glass of wine.
(And someone to kindly take me through Photoshop Elements step. by. step. Please and thank you.)