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Foiled again.

So, my whole "swimming" plan? Over before it started. I called, and it's 7 bucks a pop to swim. Which, really isn't all that much singularly, but when added up over 10 days it's 70 bucks and then, BAM, I'm 1/7th of my way to an iPad.

Or, 1/3 of the way to a membership. And, if there's something I hate, it's paying good money for something then not having anything to show for it. So, I should just buy the membership, right?

Well, that would make sense, but then I called my insurance company to see if they offered a discount on gym memberships and they said no and then I was all FORGET THAT, imma just sit on the couch and eat this bag of chips then and let you PAY FOR MY HEART ATTACK INSTEAD.


After I finished my bag of chips, I decided that I needed to do something. Then I remembered that Belle got Just Dance 3 from Santa and LIGHTBULB I had hatched a new plan. I'm not sure if you've seen this post...but Mama likes to dance.

Mama's dancing ability? Nada (unless some vodka is involved), but in the privacy of my own home? BRING IT.

And now my butt hurts. Turns out I actually did work out. I still think swimming would've been the "IT" workout to tone up quickly, but oh well. This'll work too.

Or, at least make me think it worked. (I have this weird mindset that if I work out I suddenly turn into a Victoria's Secret model. Then, I take a shower and I'm all, "What IS this loose skin and mushy abs all about? I JUST WORKED OUT. Hello! SUPERMODEL.")


  1. LOL...I just blogged about Just Dance 3 the other day! Some of those dances are exhausting!!! I say it definitely counts as a workout! :)

  2. Mama, who needs a pool? It's been warm lately.. the lakes are opening up.

  3. LOL!!! This post was hilarious!! I went through the same thing with tennis (each hour was $7) and I was like "OH YEAH??? GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA DO??? NOTHING!!!"

    And you work out and feel really good and somehow your ultra-skinny jeans don't fit right away and it's such a disappointment LOL!!!

    But keep going! hooray for exercise :)

  4. I love that you're dancing your way to fitness! Sadly, my iPod is in the shop and I cannot be trusted to run left to my own devices so I'm using my elliptical and watching tv. SHake it, Mama!

  5. M....step away from the chips.

  6. I spazzed my way through one Just Dance song, and it was a blast (harder than it looked, but a blast). I think it's going to be one of my forms of exercise this winter, too! :)

  7. Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh! :)

  8. Loooooove Just Dance 3! Nothing makes me laugh like watching my kids do the "Carlton!"

  9. I got Just Dance 3 with the Wii I got for Christmas. That is definitely a workout! I really think it will be as good as swimming if you keep with it and do it often.

  10. LOL! You crack me up! Dancing is a very good exercise. I just started the couch to 5k plan. I am excited about it. :)

  11. OK, you are hilarious. And I would pay good money for video of you doing that dance workout. I bet you could even make enough money for views of that, that you could get yourself a swim membership! ;)

  12. speak truth my friend! insurance should totally pay for gym membership - among other things - spanx and whatnot ;)
    love this post!


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