I don't know how it happens...but, Monday always comes so fast.
I'm joining in today's Not Me! Monday fun...'cuz I actually have something to contribute today!! Oh, and, um...I'm totally NOT promoting my Lucy the Lamb giveaway! Make sure you don't check it out...'cuz she's not the cutest, cuddliest little thing evah!!
My hubby is off on some much needed and much deserved "guy time"...and I did not totally and completely take advantage of his absence and waste waaaayyyyy too much time on the computer, last night! No way would I do such a thing!! Ha! I would spend my time cleaning and doing laundry and scrubbing floors with a toothbrush...no way would I waste valuable time on the computer! Not Me!
I do not totally and completely feel like a bumbling idiot (pronounced "ih-jit") with my recently acquired Photoshop...it's ruthless. I do not start to edit a photo...only to scrap it within minutes...oh, heck, who am I kidding, within seconds. I do not have a new and complete understanding and sympathy for toddler meltdowns. I mean, gosh...if Photoshop is anything like figuring out how life works when you're two...I totally do not deserve to have a throw myself on the floor, kicking and screaming, boogery, slimy meltdown. Uh, uh...not me!
I am totally not a rule breaker. I follow every rule down to the finest print. I dot my i's and cross my t's. So, it is not me, who is letting my children have a "mental health day" today. No more school, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks!! Nope...I wouldn't ever even think about doing something like that. Not me!
It also is not me...who is doing my very darn best to enjoy this Christmas season! I totally did not learn from my "Bah-humbug" Christmas last year...that it just ain't worth it to stress! Christmas is the "Most Wonderful Time of the Year"!! And I am soooooooo not focusing on the spirit and meaning of Christmas...and enjoying family and friends and shopping and baking! I mean I am. But this is Not Me! Monday, so I'm not...
Gah!! I confuse myself sometimes!! I mean, I don't confuse myse...
Nevermind...I think here is a good place to stop.
I hope y'all have a fabulastic week!