The Great One

My big bro...you know..."The Great One" (and, for the record...he bestowed that name upon himself)...he is hee-larious!!


He works in banking, but totally missed his calling.

Ohmigosh...I'm tellin' ya...he shoulda been a comedian! When he's around, you will laugh...you will laugh until you cry...or, at least until you pee your pants.

The latest?

I was making my famous "Taco Salad Dip" (more on that later--hello, new found passion for food blogging...)...and the roaster full of "turkey juice" (hello, butter and salt and butter...and salt) was very close-by.

And, it smelled really yummy.

Mmmmm, I can almost still smell it...

So, anywho...the buttery juice is right next to me, and I say (more of an out loud thought than anything), "Mmmmm, something smells deliciously buttery!!"

The Great One (let's shorten that to TGO), says..."Oh, I farted."


Laughter erupts, giggles, snorts, chuckles...and then he adds, "My farts smell deliciously buttery...and now, I've got butter between two buns!"

Oh. my. gosh.

I almost died!

How does he come up with this so quick?

He's a genius.

A comic genius.