Hey Santa...it's me...Mama M.
I just thought that, you know, since Christmas is so close and all...that I'd write you my Christmas List.
I've been good Mama this year! I was patient (most of the time), and I didn't raise my voice (okay, well...sometimes I did...), and I never, ever wanted to sell my children (okay, well...I did. Want to, that is...I never actually sold them.).
I've made yummy meals (and a few yucky ones), and baked cookies (yes, it was last Christmas, but it still counts, right?)...I've been a good friend ('cept when I said I'd call and didn't, or forgotten birthdays...), and a good daughter (right mom? I have...right?), I've loved my husband and always make sure the house is clean when he comes home (*snort*...okay, you got me there...I lied.).
So, Santa...the only thing I want this year (besides a lifetime of health and happiness for my children, husband and family, and...well...world peace and an end to hunger...)...I'd like a housekeeper.
Or a cleaning fairy.
Either will do...I won't discriminate. Heck, you could even send me one of your elves, and I will welcome him or her with open arms.
I'd even take an Oompa Loompa.
Whatever works.
Thanks, Santa!
You're the best!
What I wouldn't do for a cleaning fairy!! Good luck on getting your wish!
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Love it! LOL I hope Santa brings you what you want for Christmas
ReplyDeleteThe cleaning fairy HAS been to my house a time or two. Funny thing is, she only shows up when my oldest daughter wants something from me! Ha! I'll take what I can get though. Hope you find a cleaning fairy of your own.
ReplyDeleteI subscribe it, entirely..... when have you been in my mind?
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny!
And only thinking about selling your kids, just doesn't count, believe me!
Ooooo, a cleaning Oompa Loompa? Now THAT would be fun!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I'd like to see a cleaning Oompa Loompa!
ReplyDeleteHA! I want one! Let me know if it works, deal?
ReplyDeleteThat's a great letter! I would love one of those!
ReplyDeleteMe too me too! Let us know if this works. :)
ReplyDeleteAdd a cleaning fairy to my list too!
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