"Mom, why's my name A.?"
"'Cuz that's what daddy and I picked out for you! Isn't it great?!"
"No. I want my name to be Rudolph!!"
Big bro chirps in, "Rudolph is a weird name!!"
"No, Rudolph is a cute name!", says Little A.
Really? Cute? 'Cuz I think it's a little strange.
I mean, just look at it, RUDOLPH--it's a weird name...I agree with E.W.
Well...at least he picked Rudolph, and not Hermey.
'Cuz then I'd be worried.