This is your body speakin'. I've been thinkin', and I'm ready to accept your apology.
I realize that what you are doing to me with this whole (*raises fingers in air...gives "air quote" symbol*) "KettleWorx" deal is for my own good.
But sista'...I've gotta level with you...
Ain't neva' gonna happen.
HA!! Talk about wishful thinking!
And, don't even think about asking Santa to bring you a "Giselle-like" body. He'd laugh so hard he might pee his pants. And pee'd on pants + below freezing temps = a miserable night for the big guy.
Please, give him a break, and just don't ask.
Love ya! Muah!