Monday, December 21, 2009

Apology Accepted...

Dearest self:

This is your body speakin'. I've been thinkin', and I'm ready to accept your apology.

I realize that what you are doing to me with this whole (*raises fingers in air...gives "air quote" symbol*) "KettleWorx" deal is for my
own good.

But sista'...I've gotta level with you...

This:


Ain't neva' gonna happen.

HA!! Talk about wishful thinking!

And, don't even think about asking Santa to bring you a "Giselle-like" body. He'd laugh so hard he might pee his pants. And pee'd on pants + below freezing temps = a miserable night for the big guy.

Please, give him a break, and just don't ask.

'kay?

Alrighty then!

Love ya! Muah!

Respectfully yours,
Your Bod


11 comments:

  1. Our bodies can be just plain mean can't they! Talk about shooting down hopes and dreams!

    Hope your body recovers!

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  2. Hey, we can always dream can't we? I find myself wishing the same things, and my body just isn't cooperating. Oh well...none of these women have probably ever had children either. And I prefer to eat food rather than just drink protein shakes. :)

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  3. I have to keep telling myself that the airbrushed look is SO 1990...and that it won't ever happen to me!

    ~WM

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  4. You're hilarious! I think you look phenomenal :)

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  5. Love your post,

    I would love Catherine Zeta Jones' body, but that means I would have to get a personal trainer and eat rice cakes all day.... that would never happen.

    Karen

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  6. So, I'm a bit behind on my blog reading, but I was so excited to see the post below! That's so cool that you got to meet Mckmama! Do you live close to her? I wanted to go on the Mckcruise in January, but then I got pregnant and things just didn't work out (not that I'm complaining!) I wish I lived close enough to attend one of her gatherings! So happy you shared the pictures!

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  7. I'm going to start working towards that Giselle body 01-01-10! P90x in full throttle! But I think giselle is still a little to far from reality - but hey I can dream right? Haha

    Ps. Great post! It had me laughing out loud!

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  8. Haha- if it makes you feel any better, she is officially one of US right now- I'd love to see what Gisele looks like post-partum (actually, I wouldn't...it would probably be way better than how I look anyways;).

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  9. O dear Lord, I think I just peed my pants laughing at this post! Hilarious!

    I think I have resigned myself to know that my body will never look like that - again....

    Le sigh!

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  10. Naah! let your body read "the secret" ;-)

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  11. Love this.
    My body would agree *gg*

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