Anyone else have one of these? A "convenient pooper"?
Is the master (and a superhero).
Time to clean up? "I've gotta poop!"
Time to go to bed? "I've gotta poop!"
Time to eat supper? Yup, you've got it, "I've gotta poop!"
Now...this girl has started in too.
Seems that she hates shopping (seriously? I'm not sure she's mine! I think I need a "maternity" test. Hate shopping? Why I never...)
When we're out and about...and she is in her stroller...if she's not: A. Screaming at the top of her lungs...she's B. Saying "Poopy? Poopy?"
And dagnabit! When you've gotta freshly potty trained little one...you've just gotta take their word.
Well...NO MORE!! I'm on to you, you little poopy liar.
No more believing for one little second that you indeed need to "poopy"...I know...oh, yes, I know (insert sarcastic, knowing laugh here)...that you just wanna be sprung from your stroller confines!
HA! I'm on to you, little missy!
And as for you, Little A...well, gosh. I guess there's not much I can do 'bout YOU, since, indeed...you do perform when you say you need to.
You just need to work on your timing, my dear.