Dearest Baby Girl of Mine:
One of these days, I'd love to be able to get a picture of you wherein you don't look psychotic.
Or where you're looking in the general direction of the camera.
One in which you are not searching your pockets for your smile.
Or one where you have your eyes open.
I'd love for you to cooperate, put your nice smile on, and sit still for me while I try to capture your spunky little personality and preserve it, forever in time.
Wait. Hmmmm...now that I think of it, I see that that is exactly what I've done. Captured your stinker little self being YOU.