Who stole my baby boy and replaced him with this:
This...this...young man. This young man whom (who?) I will be bringing to take his driver's permit test tomorrow.
This young man who (whom?) will soon be driving. DRIVING! When just last week, I swear to you, he was still calling me "mama", wearing diapers, and sitting in a high chair.
And now, suddenly, he's going to be able to DRIVE? A car? With a real engine on real roads with other real drivers???
Lord help me. I'm not sure I have the intestinal fortitude to get through this.
Folks, this may be just the time buy stock in Depends. I think I'm gonna need 'em.
(PS...how do you teach a kid how to drive?!!?)