I have another irrational fear that I haven't yet revealed to you...'cept I don't think this one is irrational at all!
When we were tucking E.W. in last night, I was asking him about his friends at school..."John and Avery and...MOM!!! Kaylie had to go home 'cuz they checked our hair and then she was sick!!!"
Why is it, when you hear about lice, you immediately get all itchy and creepy crawly? So, I checked his backpack, and sure enough, there was the dreaded note:
"We are notifying you that a case of head lice has been confirmed in your child's classroom."
Lemme just say it, "EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!"
Can I just dip him in lye and prevent lice? Certainly there's gotta be something to wash him with to prevent it? We've got some wasp spray left over from our recent invasion...think that would work to keep those nits away?