Boy, do I have a deal for you!! Brace yourselves...you're not gonna believe what I'm about to offer!
Okay...are you braced?
Are you ready?
For Sale: One set of extremely wicked allergies. Itchy throat and runny nose included.
To make the deal even sweeter, I'll throw in two red, watery, itchy, scratchy, wanna take your fingernails, or a bottle brush, or maybe some sandpaper to 'em eyeballs!!
I know, deal of the century, right?! Now...name your price.
Highest bidder takes home the prize!
haha! I can throw some nosebleeds into the deal - every single freakin' day!ReplyDelete
Hmmm..sounds like a good package deal, but I think I'm going to pass on this auction. :-)ReplyDelete
Sure hope you get to feeling better soon!
We're full up, over here...you keep yours, we'll keep ours! :)ReplyDelete
I couldn't even if I wanted to, 'cause I already have plenty of my own allergies at the moment haha. Hope both of ours go away SOON!ReplyDelete
how about we start a business, i will sell mine too and i am nice enough to let you have all the profit.ReplyDelete