Memo
To: Those in this household who stand when they pee
From: Those in this household who don't
Urgent action must be taken immediately! We seat dwelling creatures would prefer the luxury of sitting on a seat that is dry...free from pee!
If you find that it is just. too. much. to lift the seat and pee...please, please do your best to aim, and get the pee in the water. Please.
Your cooperation will be much appreciated.
To: Those in this household who stand when they pee
From: Those in this household who don't
Urgent action must be taken immediately! We seat dwelling creatures would prefer the luxury of sitting on a seat that is dry...free from pee!
If you find that it is just. too. much. to lift the seat and pee...please, please do your best to aim, and get the pee in the water. Please.
Your cooperation will be much appreciated.
I need this memo at my house too!
ReplyDeleteMy son knows better! He is surrounded by a bunch of girls.
ReplyDeleteThe worst is a night, no lights on, sit down and you fell wetness on the booty..so gross!!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like I'll be entering a giveaway..heeheehee..
ReplyDeleteIf it's alright with you, I am going to take a copy of your "pee" memo and give it to my 2 male children that reside in my home - that would be my 7-year old and 37 -year old :-)
ReplyDeleteIf you sprinkle when you tinkle, PLEASE be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
ReplyDeletetoo funny! i love your blog! I always see you around in the blog frog community, but i don't know if we've ever really talked much. :) and now jennifer is following us both on twitter!!:) I had trouble connecting your twitter account with your blog... call me confused, but i think i'm straight now! :)
ReplyDeleteI started training the boys while potty training, leave a canister of clorox wipes under teh sink - or on the counter if it might be just too hard for them to look for it, and tell them to wipe away the messes lest they want to be the ones scrubbing the toilets:). Stick to your guns, I promise they will only scrub the thing once and will always use the wipes.
ReplyDeleteMy 10 yr old would love these, wonder if she could squeeze into a 6x, she is tiny, just tall! If not I know plenty of other girlies I could give it too!
ReplyDeletehee hee hee, we so need one of these at our house!!
ReplyDeleteHa! Isn't this the truth! This made my day ... thanks!
ReplyDeleteI have the same problem at my house. And....ahem....this morning it was my husband! Wwwwhhhhhyyyyy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe worst is when you get up at night to realize that he lifted the seat but missed the toilet and find yourself with a wet foot. Ewww! Very cute memo!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious -love it!
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