To: Those in this household who stand when they pee
From: Those in this household who don't
Urgent action must be taken immediately! We seat dwelling creatures would prefer the luxury of sitting on a seat that is dry...free from pee!
If you find that it is just. too. much. to lift the seat and pee...please, please do your best to aim, and get the pee in the water. Please.
Your cooperation will be much appreciated.