To: My perfectly behaved, always sparkling clean children
From: Your mother. Your tired, sleep deprived mother
Effective immediately, you must, and I repeat must, develop a sixth sense to know when mommy needs more sleep. This must be done in your sleep so as not to wake me
And while we're at it...when we are out in public, your halos must be perfectly straight, polished and shiny. This crooked halo bit when we're out and about has got to stop, okay? Please? Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top? I super-dog dare you...ha!! Try to turn that down!
(I am not above begging and dares...soooooo not above begging and dares.)