Oh Lord, help me Jesus!!!!! This is "one of those days"...my mom and I took the 5 kiddos with us to Sam's Club (I know, what was I thinking?).
Couldn't get two words of conversation in to my mom without, from the backseat, "Mom, can I...?" "Mom, will you...?" "Mom, does it...?" or "Don't!", "Stop it!!!" (insert eardrum piercing Tiny Girl shriek here) "AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!! Don't touch me!" (insert rustling, tussling, seatbelted in wrestling here) "Mo-om!!!! He/she won't stop touching me!" "Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, MOM!!!!!"
I think I'm gonna change my name.