Sunday, August 16, 2009

...and Found

Found:

Five children of varying age, height and gender. Found unharmed, but not sparkling clean, quiet or perfectly behaved. Previously mentioned "aliens, monsters and hoodlums" have been released pending charges.

Any leads or tips on suspected kidnapping can be directed to me, their grateful, but slightly demented, crazy, pre-menstrual mother. In fact, I suspect that in my hormone haze, I was just, perhaps, not seeing my children clearly, and that maybe, they weren't actually kidnapped in the first place.

Hmmmm, looks like I'll be dropping those charges...


1 comment:

  1. Love your blog; it always seems to make me laugh!

    ReplyDelete

I love comments! And, I welcome your thoughts that aren't in agreement with mine...as long as they are respectful!

LinkWithin

Related Posts with Thumbnails

This Template was custom created by Bloggy Blog Designz Copyright 2010