Thursday, August 6, 2009

Living Life Backwards

I once read a bit about how it'd be nice to live our lives in reverse...it was hilarious, if a bit risque, and I got quite the kick out of it.

Ahhh...the power of technology! Thought I'd google it, see what I find, and voila here it is!! I hope you enjoy it too!

~~I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead, and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then, when you start to work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you’re too young to work. You get ready for high school, drink alcohol and party, and are generally very social. Then, you go to primary school, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby. Then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury in spa-like conditions, central heating, and room service on tap. Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
-Author Unknown-

It's almost Friday!!

10 comments:

  1. Some people are so creative! love it!

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  2. That made me laugh and, believe me, I needed that today! Thanks for this!

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  3. Love it! Doesn't sound so bad! :)
    I came over from MckMama's blog frog and wanted to say HI! :)

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  4. I've heard that before too .... who said that? Was it George Carlin? Whoever it was, it's funny stuff. Thanks for the laugh, it's the perfect way to end my day : )

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  5. That is too funny. I love it.

    I also wanted to say I really enjoy what you post on the blog community. You bring such encouragement to me with your purposeful joy. Thanks for being a bright spot over there.

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