I would like to take this opportunity to right past wrongs. To ask for forgiveness and learn from my mistakes.
Dearest Baby Brother of Mine: Will you please forgive your bestest, most wonderful, adorable, kind, funny, generous, favorite and every loving sister of yours for neglecting to mention your birthday last year?
Fabulous. Now that we've got that out of the way (wait...you DID forgive me, right?), I've gotta wish a HAPPY 24TH BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY BRO!!!
Friends, join with me in singing a rousing rendition of "Happy Birthday" to the most amazing 24 year old I know...(someone, please fill in with the "cha cha chas", okay?)
Alright...ahem...*la la la la* (just warming up my vocals)...and a 1 and a 2 and a 1, 2, 3, 4:
Happy Birthday to you, (don't forget the cha cha cha's)
Happy Birthday to you, (again, cha cha cha, here)
Happy Birthday dear Baby Broooooooooooooooooooooo, (ahem...CHA CHA CHA, remember?)
Happy Birthday to you!!! (Say it with me, "cha cha cha"!) (Oh, and someone, toss in a Sinatra-ish "And many moooooore...")
Enjoy your day!