I was wondering...if it wouldn't be too much, could you please get off my back?
I know you're only tossing little straws at me, but one of these times, that straw is gonna break this camel's back.
I really need you stop crushing me, and allow me to breathe just a little easier. M'kay?
Oh, and PS-Thank you, for miraculously making our phones work. I appreciate small gestures of niceness like that. Feel free to keep that up.
All my best,