Just when I thought I couldn't possibly consume another 12,000 calories in one day... I'm gonna do it again! Um...okay...well...if I were to be completely honest, it'll probably be more than 12,000 calories. You know...maybe I should take up Olympic swimming a s a hobby. Help me burn some of these calories. Anyone know how to get ahold of those Olympic folks? See if they'd want me? Ahem... Moving on... So, today, we're celebrating Thanksgiving, again!! And the creme de le creme? The piece de resistance? The golden nugget (or something)? I'll get to watch a football game of epic pr oportions !! Really, you should be envious of me. Or not. For today, my friends, is when the annual "Pig's A** Bowl" takes place at my parents! My dad, (This is the Old Man) My bros and Big A.: (The Great One...And Big A.) (This is Treehorn ) (The Chosen One) Yeah, those five...they'll be takin ' on my uncle, his sons and son-in-law, and his grandson in a Bo...