It's official. I'm starting a new trend...a new fad...a new "must have!!" Just you wait, this is gonna be the next big thing!
I'm gonna launch "moss lawns"!!!
Think about it! It's genius...really, it is!!
Soft, bouncy, lush and green. Minimal maintenance...it's gonna be all the rage!
We live in the middle of the woods...grass, non-existent...moss, plentiful! 'Cept, you know, most people think moss isn't "lawn like"...but I'm gonna change that!
Call it the "Moss Revolution"...or "Operation Moss Lawns"...or "The Moss Movement".
You stick by me, and we'll make it big, kid.
Yup, we're gonna make it big.