Tonight at church:
Little A., watching intently..."Mom, are those God's kids up there?"
Me, in church mode, "We're all God's kids, Little A." Then it dawned on me...perhaps he thought the priest was "God" and the servers his "kids", so I asked,
"Little A., who do you think that guy in the green is up there?" (Aside by me...yes, I know I should have been paying attention...but we were discussing big things, Little A. and I!)
Little A., thoughtful, pensive..."Jesus?"
Then Miss E., grinning from ear to ear, overhearing Little A.'s queries..."Mom, so then...we're sisters?"
Think I should've answered the first question..."Heck no, Little A., those are the servers!!!"
Live and learn, my friends...live and learn.