Hambone, out of the blue, and in complete seriousness, to his brother and sister, "I ate a wormy when I was a little baby." (Which, for the record, he did not. At least, not that I know of.)
E. Dubs, all aghast: "What did it taste like?!"
Hambone: "It was all juicy and yummy!" And he bounds out of the room, leaving his siblings vomiting in their mouths a little.
And that is the end of your mid-afternoon randomness for today.