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I Died...Again.


The other day, this came in the mail for me:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

A runners...a running...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

A magazine for runni...for *snort*...for run...*guffaw*...for...bwahahahahaha!!!

*THUD*

*Picks self up off floor*

Okay...*snicker*...um...ahem. Sorry.

Er...yeah. I'm not a runner. I think they got the wrong person.

Perhaps there's another Mama M. somewhere that this magazine was intended for...'cuz if I were to ever get a magazine subscription out of the blue, I think it would be more along the lines of: "Slackers" or "Wannabe Fit" or "You Can't get in Shape Sitting on Your Butt".

But "Runners"????????

Ah...not so much.

Now, where's my "People" magazine...


Comments

  1. TracyNovember 15, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    LOL I think you got the magazine I was thinking about getting for my son.... and nope I don't run either and wont even think about starting especially after seeing these HS kids barely able to stand/walk after running a 5K in 15 min or under....... *shudder*

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  2. ChelseaNovember 15, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    I too despise running. I wish I loved it. My ass would definitely thank me if I did!

    http://vandylandmommy.blogspot.com

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  3. CMNovember 15, 2010 at 6:04 PM

    Mail it to me!!! :-)

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  4. My Captivating LifeNovember 15, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    LOL! :) I was just telling my husband I am thinking of joining a gym and he kind of snickered. Now I think I will just to show him! :)

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  5. L.B.November 15, 2010 at 7:18 PM

    Running rules! And you've got a lot of cool races there in Minnesota too :)

    I subscribe to Runner's World. I think Mrs. LB prefers me reading that than, say, Maxim or something similar ;)

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  6. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    So funny! Maybe that was a practical joke? It's kinda like someone signing my very single and nowhere-near-being-a-mom friend up for formula samples and baby food coupons. But, I get to benefit from that joke! ;)

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  7. BethanyNovember 15, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    That's great! I used to get catalogs for science fiction books. Never understood that either.

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  8. LisaNovember 15, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    Oh, how funny! Yeah, I'm not a runner either. I wish, but no.

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  9. Dawn and the boysNovember 15, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    LOL!!! If that mag showed up in MY mailbox, I'd have used it for kindling on my bonfire...you know, to cook MARSHMALLOWS!!! HAHAHA!

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  10. AmandaNovember 16, 2010 at 12:56 AM

    Yea I would for sure think they had the wrong house if I got that magazine, I'm lucky if I go for a walk....bahahaha

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  11. AnonymousNovember 16, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    I actually subscribe to that magazine now that I'm running. It's actually full of great advice! Ha ha.

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