The other day, this came in the mail for me:
A runners...a running...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
A magazine for runni...for *snort*...for run...*guffaw*...for...bwahahahahaha!!!
*Picks self up off floor*
Er...yeah. I'm not a runner. I think they got the wrong person.
Perhaps there's another Mama M. somewhere that this magazine was intended for...'cuz if I were to ever get a magazine subscription out of the blue, I think it would be more along the lines of: "Slackers" or "Wannabe Fit" or "You Can't get in Shape Sitting on Your Butt".
Ah...not so much.
Now, where's my "People" magazine...