Hi Bod...it's me, Mama.
I know that I've been neglecting you lately, and for that I am sorry...it's just that...well...it's just that you don't seem to listen very well.
You see, I'm an instant gratification kinda gal. When I exercise (and yes, I realize it makes you all hot and sweaty and grody feeling) you are supposed to respond. Like, instantly.
I don't want to work real hard at exercising...in fact, I'd prefer to not have to do it at all, but you don't seem to agree, which means that I must, in turn, make you all hot and sweaty. If you could just oblige, by springing back into shape after a work out or two, we'd both be happy.
Do you think you can do that? Make it real easy on me? It'll benefit you in the long run...I promise.
Oh, and one more thing...when I do work out, could you please do me a favor and not get so sore that I have a hard time walking up stairs? I'd really appreciate that.
Wait...I thought of another thing. I'd like to be able to eat whatever I want, whenever I want without any extra padding on my (our) love handles nor extra growth on my (our) saddle bags.
I hope I'm not asking too much...I'm just real, real glad we could have this talk.
All my love,