~Seafood...then my husband could take me out a hot, expensive date instead of to the Olive Garden like we're stuck with every time we go out to dinner.
~Running...see previous post.
~Mushrooms...it would make it so much easier to eat, well, pretty much everything. (Again, see previous post, obviously I find plenty of non-mushroom containing things to eat...)
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~Goat Cheese...'cuz it seems like the cool thing to do.
~Sweating...See Running, above. Also, then I would have a reason for all this inappropriate perspiring I do. Too bad I don't lose weight with all the fluid seeping from my underarms at the most inopportune times.
~Cutting up fruit...fruit makes itself so inconvenient to eat. Doritos on the other hand? Grab, rip, chow down.
~Shaving my legs...or maybe I wish more that I didn't mind having hairy legs.
~Winter...it would make living in this ice box we call "Minnesota", so much easier.
~Bike riding...my butt bones protest. Loudly.
~Editing photos...I like to get it right the first time. Editing = time consuming.
~Mornings...as it is, mornings are dead to me. They take a place somewhere between Hitler and Satan on my list.
~Cleaning...it shares a spot with Mornings.
~Blog posts that end awkwardly...like this one.