Five Question Friday! 5/7/10

Well, my friends...it's cold. F-f-f-f-f-f-reezing, here!

I'm trying to pretend the Weather Channel app I have is lying to me, and that we aren't actually going to get snow. *crossing fingers*

I am totally pumped that it is Friday! We were gonna get our garden ready this weekend...but, with the fantastic weather we have headed our way (note heavy sarcasm), that'll be delayed.

However...it IS time for Five Question Friday! Yippee!! Yee haw! Woo hoo!!

If you've never played along...here's whatcha need to know:

Rules for Five Question Friday: Copy and paste the following questions to your blog, answer them, then c'mon back to link up! If you'd like, you can grab the Mcklinky blog hop code! I would be your best friend (small Twitter joke there) if you'd link back to me, Mama M.!

If you don't have a blog, feel free to answer the questions in the comments of this post, or any post along the way!

Question time!

Questions for Friday, May 7th: (Thanks to Renee, Sandy, Erika, Pam, and Robin for their question suggestions! Wanna be linked in a future 5QF? Just c'mon over to my community and offer up your best question suggestions!)

1. What is your worst memory of your siblings?

2. What was YOUR naughtiest childhood memory? (Must be something YOU did, no pawning it off on someone else!)

3. Where do you like to go to relax?

4. What was the last thing you won?

5. If you could be on a game show, which would you choose?

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1. What is your worst memory of your siblings?

Hmmm...lemme think...could it be the incessant teasing by my older brother?

"Mo-OM! He's putting my name in songs again!" "Mo-OM! He's flicking me!" "Mo-OM! He's doing Johnny Houston to my (fake) Cabbage Patch doll!" (inside joke...)

Nah...not that...gives us stuff to laugh about now!

I think...my worst memory would have to be, when my little brother (aka "Treehorn") fell and cracked his forhead open on the counter of the kitchen cabinet.

I was home from school. Saw him fall, turned to look and still...to this day...can see the rivulets of blood running down his face!

Poor kid.

2. What was YOUR naughtiest childhood memory? (Must be something YOU did, no pawning it off on someone else!)

Oh...gosh. The very first thing that comes to mind...oh, this is so bad...please don't hate me!

Okay...the first thing that comes to mind...my neighbor and I and another friend were playing outside...and, you all know what happens when you get three girls together...odd man out.

Er...odd girl out.

So, my friend and I decide to roll up my neighbor in a big ol' heavy quilt. Rolled her (she was willing, at this point) right up, nice and tight...then, we spied the pool.

We looked at each other...did a little mind reading...picked up that quilted neighbor roll and tossed her right in the pool and ran away!

ACK! What were we thinking?! As a mother, this makes my heart pound...the poor girl could hardly move, we had her wrapped up so tight!!

Thank goodness it was just a kiddy pool...and, I'm quite certain that we wouldn't have let her drown...and she was able to get up on her own...but yikes!

Man, oh man...she was pissed off!

Then...there was this other time...me and a bottle of Captain Morgan? Bad, bad times.

And...another...when a friend and I snuck out to hang out with our older "bad boy" boyfriends?

For real...when my girls get older...I'm putting them on house arrest.

I'm getting chest pain just thinking about them and boys.

Somebody help me!

3. Where do you like to go to relax?

Bed.

B.

E.

D.

Bed. I love my bed. It makes me feel all warm and cozy and comfy. Sleep is my stress reliever.

Or, the mall. Retail therapy has always made me feel a little more at peace with the world.

I'm deep like that.

You know...why can't my stress relief involve exercise? Or cleaning? Or organizing our files alphabetically?

You know why? 'Cuz that is my HELL.

Ugh. Just thinking about those things, makes me stressed.

I need to go to bed. Excuse me please.

4. What was the last thing you won?

The last thing I wished I won was a brand spankin' new camera from P-Dub.

But, we're not talking about wishes...are we? Nah...that was last week.

The very last thing I won, was a Native Honey bag! It is super cute! I love it!

Now...if I can only figure out how to win that dang camera from the Pioneer Woman...my life will be complete.

*drumming fingers together...devising plan to rig next P-Dub contest*

5. If you could be on a game show, which would you choose?

Hello, Double Dare!

My dream game show.

Okay...I'm lying! BUT...I would've sold you my oldest brother for a chance to be on Double Dare! Sliding down that big ol' tongue into a pile of green gak to fish money out of it?!

Sounds like my idea of fun!

But...I'm thinking Jeopardy is more along my lines. *snort*

Lying again!

I'd love to say, Who Wants to be a Millionaire...but, I know I'm too chicken for that game. I cop out at, like, the $1,000 question, then be so stressed out that I'd need to take a nap.

You know...I think I'm more of a Price is Right, girl.

I mean...not the actual Price is Right Girl...nah, my legs are too short and stubby for that gig...but, I mean...that's my kind of game!

No strategery, just fun and some good guessin'!

I'm a good guesser. I'd fit right in on that show...and I'd kick some butt!

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Now, it's time for YOU to link up! Oh...I'm still accepting offers from anyone willing to let me move in with them...me no likey the snow! Remember...I'll be your best friend! ;)