Dearest naive, clueless, grandiose thinking self:
Please be advised, that the next time you have thoughts such as, "Gee, wouldn't it be fun to go to the outlet mall on a Saturday afternoon during the Gap Friends and Family sale"...yeah, um...those kind of thoughts?
Well, don't be surprised when the 4,839 acre parking lot is jammed full and people are in a shopping frenzy comparable to "Black Friday".
It's what happens when there is a big sale.
You can't be surprised.
'Cuz it's your own fault, dude!!!
Next time...know better! ;)
All my love,