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A Limerick for You

There once was a woman called Mama,
(That's me)
Who wasn't a fan of high drama.

(That's me...dreading the return of Aunt Flo...knowing there's just no stopping her...)

Aunt Flo ruins my mood,
Makes me eat too much food,
And turns me into a pimply...a pimply...llama? comma? Obama?

Sigh...

I always knew I wasn't cut out for limericks.

Apparently Aunt Flo and her evil sidekick, Captain PMS, also crush any creative brain cells of mine.

Those evil @#%@#'s!! ;)

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  1. EmilyNovember 23, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Hot Mom alert!!! Totally agree...she sucks....

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  2. harmonysongNovember 23, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    That is putting it nicely!!

    I went to Caribou for the first time yesterday (I'm visiting my sister in Ohio) and it made me think of you! :)

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  3. LindaNovember 23, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    That was hilarious! And your picture is so darn cute!

    I am glad Aunt Flo doesn't visit me anymore. Tee Hee

    Being old does have some advantages! (:>)

    Linda @ Truthful Tidbits

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  4. Confessions From A Work-At-Home MomNovember 23, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    How about...

    "I wish I was in the Bahamas"???

    ~Elizabeth
    http://confessionsfromaworkingmom.blogspot.com

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  5. KeelyNovember 23, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    I'm never gonna stop breastfeeding..evah!! Totally cute pic..um, was it taken the same day as your contact me pic..by any chance?

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  6. So Who Is The Crayon Wrangler?November 23, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    how about...

    and makes me want to lounge in my pajamas?

    super dee duper cute pic

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  7. Mama November 23, 2009 at 6:48 PM

    I know! Not looking forward to her return after this baby is born!

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  8. Jamie HNovember 23, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    Ha, ha, ha, I've only had Aunt Flo 2 or 3 times in the last 4 years! All thanks to pregnancy, breastfeeding for a year, pregnancy, breastfeeding for a year, and now Mirena! Still get crabby/teary/crabby/teary and just a little bloated though.

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  9. JennyNovember 23, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Super cute picture. Still waiting for PW to post your picture taken by MM! Or ANY pic of MN. Think she'll mention that Jenny girl from Ponca? ha

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  10. Veronica LeeNovember 23, 2009 at 9:20 PM

    Cute pic!!
    Hi! I'm visiting from MBC. Great blog.

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  11. CorrinaNovember 23, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    Ugh, yes, I agree. My baby is 10 months old and I've had 3 or 4 cycles now, in spite of lots of breastfeeding, and it sucks!

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  12. Mama (Heidi)November 24, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    I just got my hot mom hair back this weekend.
    Left you some love on my blog.

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  13. mamma bNovember 24, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    UGG..I totally agree and can't stand Aunt Flo.

    Totally love your hot mama hair cut.

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