I have a bone to pick with you.
As a MinneSOOOtan, I feel it is my duty to inform you of a few things.
First, what was up with last summer? Okay, really...we can't even call it summer...highs in the 60's? HA!! Remember, girl...we live for summer here in MN! It's what gets us through the miserable winters you unleash on us!
Second...what happened to fall? You sent us a teaser of summer in September (which, btw...my children thank you for...as they sat in sweltering heat in their respective un-airconditioned schools)...September should be the kind of gorgeous fall weather we hope for...and you sent us a week or two of summer instead...skipped right over fall, and then delivered winter to us.
I must say...I am not pleased with this. If you had a supervisor, I would be demanding to speak to her (or him).
And, lastly, I've gotta throw this out there. If we're gonna have 9 months of winter...could you at least make it fun? How 'bout we exchange some of the bitter cold for some fabulastic blizzards?!
You know, the kind that really make you unable to go anywhere? The blizzards with the big, wet snowflakes perfect for snowmen and gigantic snow drifts? Please? I'd be ever so grateful...I may even kindly forgive you for the miserable summer you gave us...maybe.
Sound like a deal to you?
Very good, then perhaps we shall remain friends.
All my love,