Tonight, I declared war.
On our resident fruit flies, that is.
Dagnabit, those things are a PAIN!!!
I washed and scrubbed and tossed and wiped and put away and chemical'ed the heck out of our sinks. Did you know that Windex will kill just about any small bug? Google told me so.
(Is it bad that I get pleasure out of watching those dang teeny flies suffer? Does that mean I'm on the fast track to becoming a serial killer? You know the whole, "torturing small animals" thing?)
Also, did you know that you should put ice in your drains at night? Fruit flies thrive (and by "thrive" I mean "breed" and by "breed" I mean the fruit flies do the humpty dance in your drains) in warm, moist areas...and as I'm sure you know, ice ain't warm.
As I'm writing this, I realized I forgot to wash our dish towels. Shoot. And I was so pleased with myself for finally climbing into bed...