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A Note to FedEx.


Dear Mr. FedEx Delivery Dude:

I've been standing by my door, picking my toenails, awaiting your arrival.

That package you have for me in your truck? Yeah, I want it. Bad. Like 5 days ago.

It appears as tho my beloved parcel was in Brooklyn Park two days ago. TWO DAYS!! Last I checked, it didn't take me two days to get to Brooklyn Park. At the most, maybe two hours.

So, WHERE ARE YOU?!

All my best,

PS-If you get here before I leave, I can call off the dog. Just sayin'.

PPS-Drive safe! Muah!

Comments

  1. Scott S.October 26, 2010 at 12:38 PM

    Should have went with Brown.

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  2. The Bipolar DivaOctober 26, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Waiting on packages is horrible, I hate it! Especially when they're late.

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  3. LindsayOctober 26, 2010 at 1:25 PM

    Haha! My parents live in BP - I'll swing by and hand deliver it! ;)

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  4. AnonymousOctober 26, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    it is UPS I have to wait on here... Fedex comes early, like 8am and UPS makes me wait all day. Hope you get your package soon

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  5. Bella N ChiefOctober 26, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    You should have sent me a message, it's 2 blocks from work. ;) Hope it comes today!

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  6. JillOctober 26, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    Maybe he has the package we've been waiting for too! Perhaps today will be our luck days?

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  7. AngelaOctober 26, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    Waiting for packages is like waiting for Christmas morning when you were a kid!

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  8. StaceyOctober 26, 2010 at 7:26 PM

    Your package and my package are together somewhere!!

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  9. Dawn and the boysOctober 26, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    Has your package finally arrived? Just want tomake sure my three sons made it there safe and sound. ;o)

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