Mr. Wonderful's brother is getting married on Saturday...and I can't make up my mind on what to wear, so I thought I'd call on you! Will you help me?
Here are my options: (And, I'd like to send a shout out to my 5 year old personal fashion photographer, Hambone.)
Disclaimer: These were first thing in the morning shots. Please avert your eyes from my face. And the horror that is my unmade face.
Option #1: The LRD ("Little Red Dress")
Top (Please ignore the spots on the photo. It may or may not indicate how dirty my mirror is.):
Middle (Please forgive the spliced photos...my fashion photographer was a bit of a diva and I couldn't get him to take any more, so I was left to my own devices.):
What I love about the LRD: The color. The length of sleeve, the neckline, the length of the dress.
What I don't love: I don't love the dress. Period. It's just, kinda, "meh" to me. And, it's pretty much skin tight, which means two things: Spanx and gut sucking in-age all. night. long.
Option #2: TFS ("The Funky Shirt")
Full(ish) body shot:
What I love about TFS: I love the neckline. I love that it made my husbands jaw drop. It's comfortable. I don't have to wear a bra. I love the sparkles.
What I hate about the TFS: I can't wear a bra (yes, it's totally a love hate thing). The tiers sometimes flip up. And that's about it.
Option #3: TBS ("The Bosom Shirt")
Full(ish) body shot:
What I love about TBS: The color and fabric. It's a dreamy purple that darkens to the deepest plum. I love the floral detail. It accentuates my bosom (do not be afraid of the boobage). I don't have to wear a bra. Oh, and er...this one made my husband's jaw drop too. For obvious reasons.
What I hate about TBS: It accentuates my bosom. I can't wear a bra (see above TFS explanation). It's a bit on the flowy side...which in my mind equals maternity clothes and I've spent so much of the past 10 years of my life wearing maternity clothes, that it sort of makes me get morning sickness wearing something that even "hints" at maternity clothes.
Okay...so there it is. Whaddya say? #1, #2, or #3?