First, I slept for 12 hours..
And woke NOT refreshed.
Then, I realized I've gotta cold.
I have to get ready for a baby shower that I need to leave for in 5 minutes,
I couldn't find my deodorant...
Turns out I was just using my man eyes, and it was right in front of me.
Then, I couldn't find my compact mirror...
Only to find it was (say it with me) right in front of me.
My hair looks like poop.
My regrowth is so bad I look like a "reverse" skunk.
My eyes are puffy,
I've got that horrible dead of winter pastey glow to my skin.
I need a nap.
And some chocolate (but, it's Lent, and I gave up candy).
Guess I'll go hug my kids instead.