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First, I slept for 12 hours..
And woke NOT refreshed.
Then, I realized I've gotta cold.
I have to get ready for a baby shower that I need to leave for in 5 minutes,
I couldn't find my deodorant...
Turns out I was just using my man eyes, and it was right in front of me.
Then, I couldn't find my compact mirror...
Only to find it was (say it with me) right in front of me.
My hair looks like poop.
My regrowth is so bad I look like a "reverse" skunk.
My eyes are puffy,
I've got that horrible dead of winter pastey glow to my skin.
I need a nap.
And some chocolate (but, it's Lent, and I gave up candy).
Guess I'll go hug my kids instead.
LOL... "man eyes"... love it! Hope your day goes better!
ReplyDeleteI agree! LOL'd at "man eyes." It's soooooo true! Hang in there!
ReplyDeleteMy kids must all have man eyes - even the girl! LOL
ReplyDeleteI think that would be safe to say "man and kid eyes"! Looks like we've both got a cold at the moment. Hope you have a quick recovery and you get your woman eyes back soon!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby and son both have the man eyes. ;) Hope your day improves!
ReplyDeleteLol! Man eyes is a PERFECT description! Hope you day gets better... maybe a sporadic trip to Starbucks could help??
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that book! I have days like that all the time. Did you feel like moving to Australia today? Ha! Hope your day gets better!
ReplyDeleteOkay love the "man eyes". I guess you could also use "man hearing"! Hope your day gets better & you feel better too!
ReplyDeleteLove the "man's eyes!" You clever girl!! But what on earth is "regrowth?!"
ReplyDeleteThat was my favorite book growing up!
ReplyDeleteSorry your day is not going well! I hope it gets way better soon!
Get well soon! And have fun at the baby shower :-)
ReplyDeletesounds a lot like my morning... hope the day got better for you!!
ReplyDeleteThat is a great book, but not a great way to start your day! I feel the same way, if that makes you feel any better!
ReplyDeleteI hope your day shapes up!
If it makes you feel better I gave up candy for Lent - and yesterday while I was at Michael's checking out I bought a truffel! I totally forgot!
ReplyDeleteMan Eyes, haha. I'm sure you looked great! I gave up chocolate too, I was doing really good until the girl scout cookies came. :(
ReplyDeleteThat is funny "Man Eyes" I was looking for my keys the other day and had them hanging from my finger.
ReplyDeleteYou make me laugh everytime :)
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