Dearest wonderful, precious, adorable two-year old daughter of mine:
I can hear you.
Screaming doesn't help me understand you better. It's like talking to someone in a different language...just because you say it louder, does not mean I will understand.
Or, that you will get your way.
But, I'll try my very best to understand you.
All my love,
Pssssstttt...does anyone have an Advil??