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Note to Two-Year Old

Dearest wonderful, precious, adorable two-year old daughter of mine:

I can hear you.

Screaming doesn't help me understand you better. It's like talking to someone in a different language...just because you say it louder, does not mean I will understand.

Or, that you will get your way.

You won't.

But, I'll try my very best to understand you.

Deal?

Mmm'kay then!

All my love,
Your Mama

Pssssstttt...does anyone have an Advil??

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  1. I had to laugh. There is so much truth in this! I am past the days of 2 year old, but I remember those times well. A lot of joy, a lot of laughter....and yes, a lot of Advil! Great post!

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  2. that is funny! hope you still have your hearing!

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  3. I have a 6 YO who screams everything and needs to be reminded constantly that he does not need to scream. Yes, I've had his hearing checked and it is fine. He's just a screamer. Joy!

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  4. oh my word, I feel the same way with my 10 month old! I don't really drink, but I always tell my mom that sometimes I want to take shots of tequila just to make my day drown away :)

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  5. Jordan screams a lot too. Right in my face. I don't know how to make her stop!!

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  6. Ugh, my youngest is headed into the terrible twos and I'm not looking forward to it.

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  7. So glad we never went through that with the first one...think we'll get lucky again? Yeah probably not. :)

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  8. Funny! My son has one volume level and that is excrutiatingly loud. Happy, sad, mad... doesn't matter. He's just loud.

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  9. I have been trying to convince my 2 yo the same thing. Hopefully it works soon cause the screaming has to go! Good luck

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  10. I couldn't deal with that at all. Maybe these are all signs that I don't need to reproduce. I think I will stick with my cats

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  11. lol! I know what you mean. my lil man does the same thing and he's 21 months

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  12. I had to laugh as it reminded me so much of the conversation I just watched between my future sister in law and my adorable future niece =)

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  13. I hear you on this one! If I have to say "use your words" one more time... :)

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