Happy Hump Day! In honor of this mid-week, not quite, but almost to the weekend day, how 'bout some jokes for you folks?! I'm a blonde (naturally and at heart!) and I love a great blonde joke! Here are some of my faves:
A blonde was on one side of a river, another blonde on the other. One blonde said to the other across the river, "Hey, I need to get to the other side of the river. How'd you get over there?"
The reply was,
"What do you mean? You are on the other side!"
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of a pool!
How 'bout knock-knock jokes? My kids love 'em!
"Don't cry, it's only a joke!"
Here's my fave Laffy Taffy joke of all time:
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Here's a silly joke my son came home with last year (I don't know why, but I thought it was hilarious!):
What do an elephant and a grape have in common?
They're both purple...I lied about the elephant!
Okay, so maybe they're a little cheesy, but I bet some made you smile? Have a fantastic day!