It's just..."see you later, alligator".
My baby brother is moving. To California.
You guys. That's ACROSS THE COUNTRY. MY BABY BROTHER IS MOVING ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
He's off on his next chapter in life...dentistry school. He's headed to San Francisco to figure out all it takes to be a dentist.
Let me lay out a few rules for you, Baby Bro:
Number 1: You must call, text, Facetime and/or Skype with us weekly. Or, okay, at the very minimum biweekly.
Number 2: You must not meet a California Girl. Remember "The Midwest Farmer's daughters really make you feel alright". If you meet a girl in California, she can hail from no farther away than Brainerd or Willmar, MN, otherwise she might use her womanly wiles to keep you in California. Got that?
Now that we're clear on that, moving on:
Number 3: You must never, ever, ever, never, ever miss a Christmas whilst you are learning all things dental.
Number 4: You must not fall in love with California weather and decide to stay there forever.
Number 5: See Number 2.
Number 6: See Number 4.
And, lucky Number 7: You must have fun.
I'll miss you bro. I'm beyond excited and thrilled for you and this adventure in your life and have no doubt that you will (in the words of Treehorn) "kill it". You've got this, J! Can't wait to watch you succeed!