Yup. Uh huh. THE shoes. As in, the ones I was "twittering" about the other day. As in, the shoes that FedEx was holding hostage for a ransom of a million billion dollars. I paid out. They're worth it. Toooooootally worth it. (Even if YOU don't think so... MOM .) Friends, fuhgeddaboud blue suede shoes...don't step on my GREEN PYTHON DANSKO SHOES!!! *swoon* Okay...so, I'll admit. When I first opened the box, I thought "*gulp* What have I done?!!" Then, I tried them on with a pair of jeans. And they sang to me. You guys, they SANG to me! So, I hugged them, and loved them, and petted them, and gave them a drink of water, and kissed them goodnight. I luff them. You can't have them. (PS...have you checked out my fun Holiday Gift Guide idea? More to come soon!!)