As "lucky" homeowners, we've never before had to deal with insurance adjusters, claims, and "withholding checks"...we're totally green at this. I'd like to take this opportunity, to share with you, what we've learned over the last month. My friends..."How To Make an Insurance Claim...brought to you by, Mama M." 1. Have a *tree (*insert your "Natural Disaster" here) fall on your **house (**insert your affected asset here). 2. Immediately stock up on whiskey...or, if drinking is not your thing, a good, sturdy cement block upon which you'll repeatedly bash your head. 3. Since it is the weekend, because above stated natural disasters never happen during business hours, plan to spend the next couple of days practicing your preferred method of step #2. 4. Never mistakenly think things will move quickly, and that you'll be able to just lickety split make above stated claim, contact insurance adjuster, arrange time for adjuster ...