Holy moly. Well, after several weeks off (and by several weeks I mean 4 months) and some requests to GET ON THE BALL again with this series, here we are! School is back in session! If you'll recall, way back in Novemberish, I decided to take apart a Reader's Digest article titled, "50 Secrets Your Nurse Won't Tell You" ( Michelle, Crouch. "50 Secrets Your Nurse Won't Tell You." Reader's Digest . November 2011: 132-42. Print), mostly because I disagreed with a lot of the quotes but also because I love nothing more than to "Talk Shop". If you want to catch up, feel free to read Vol 1 , Vol 2 , Vol 3 , Vol 4 or Vol 5 , although none of them are imperative to understanding "what's next". This is ain't no movie sequel! ;) Okay, today we're going to take this quote: "A lot of my patients are incontinent and I'm supposed to just use a wet washcloth to clean them. But if it's a patient who's been really n...