Never before have I so eagerly anticipated anything Apple has promised to announce. Never. So, yesterday was a first for me. I obsessively checked Twitter. Like OBSESSIVELY. I went to the AT&T store to get the Pal's phone fixed (SIM card issue) and tried to casually ask about any news. Instead, I'm pretty sure it came out something like this, " OHMIGOSH . TWITTER WON'T TELL ME, HAVE YOU HEARD ANYTHING?! ANYTHING? ANYTHING AT ALL? A HINT? A WHISPER? YOU REALLY DO KNOW, DONTCHA ?" accompanied by crazy, frenzied eyes and manic hand gestures. Later in the day, after checking Twitter (' cuz you know, Twitter knows everything FIRST) 8,384,927 times, I finally saw the announcement. 4S. Not the 5. No virtual keyboard. No phone that will clean my house. "Just" a 4S. Which leaves me wondering what a girl like me, with an archaic 3G (not to be confused with the slightly less archaic 3GS), should do. Buy a $99 4G, and do the software upgrade? (Did that wi...